Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Random Chuck Norris Fact

Random Chuck Norris Fact:

"Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, 'I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride.' Arnie says, 'I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements.' God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, 'I believe... you are sitting in my seat.'"

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